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Confused Mr. Krabs

First day at a new job. Someone says "just log in to the portal, the shared drive's on the wiki, and Dave will sort your access". There are four Daves. You open the group chat after a meeting.

Handsome Squidward

The flat in the listing photos: bright, spacious, "close to amenities". The flat in real life: a wardrobe with a window, close to a kebab shop's extractor fan.

Ight Imma Head Out

The party host says "right, who's up for charades?" You were never here. Your coat was never here. Your drink is still warm on the windowsill.

Imagination SpongeBob

"I'll get up at 5 and go for a run before work." The alarm goes off at 5. You snooze it until 7:45, then run, but only to the bus. You'll save money this month by meal prepping.

Increasingly Buff SpongeBob

Drinking water. Drinking water after a workout. Drinking water out of a gallon jug while making eye contact with people in the gym. Setting an alarm. Setting two alarms.

Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

The new starter in the 10 o'clock meeting, notepad out, fully sincere: "Sorry, is 'end of day' the end of my day or yours?" Nobody knows. Nobody has ever known.

Mr. Krabs and Patrick Handshake

You and your sworn enemy at work, who has never agreed with you on anything, discover you both hate the new booking system. You've never felt closer to anyone.

Mocking SpongeBob

Your manager, on a Friday afternoon: "Let's keep this meeting short." Your inner voice, an hour later: lEt'S kEeP tHiS mEeTiNg ShOrT.

Patrick Not My Wallet

"Do you want to sleep more?" Yes. "Do you go to bed at one in the morning?" Yes. "So go to bed earlier?" Absolutely not, that's when the day finally gets good.

Savage Patrick

Your brother asks if anyone wants the last chip. He has not finished the question. Neither has the chip. The teacher says she'll go easy on the test if the class is quiet.

SpongeBob Burning Paper

Your phone reports that your screen time is up 31% this week, averaging seven hours a day. You swipe it away and open another app to calm down. The bathroom scales say a number.

Spongegar (Caveman SpongeBob)

Your phone rings. Not a text, an actual call, from a number you don't know. You stare at it, crouched, until it stops. Someone at the office has moved the kettle to the other side of the kitchen.

Squidward's Lounge Chair

You plan a lazy Sunday. Your phone rings at 9. It's your mum. She's "just passing". You've cleared the evening for the new series. The first episode starts with "previously on".

Squidward Looking Out the Window

It's Saturday. You have a cup of tea and a book. Through the window the neighbours' kids are building a snowman. You turn a page. You don't read it.

Stop It, Patrick, You're Scaring Him

You mention you're a light sleeper. Your nephew asks what that means. Your sister tells him it means you sleep with the lights on.

We Did It, Patrick! We Saved the City!

You fixed the dripping tap yourself, watched one video and saved £80 on a plumber. The kitchen is now a paddling pool, and the plumber charges extra on Sundays.

Krusty Krab vs. Chum Bucket

The café with the queue out the door. The café next to it with a chalkboard that says "we also have coffee". Mum's roast dinner. Your attempt at Mum's roast dinner, from memory, at university.

Tired SpongeBob

You put the washing on. That's it, that's the day's achievement. You'd like a sit-down and possibly a medal.

Oh, That's Real Nice

You open the fridge for the leftovers you've been thinking about since lunch. Your flatmate has eaten them, washed the tub and put it back. Empty. In the fridge. The train is cancelled.

Squidward Can't Sleep

It's 3:12 in the morning and your brain wants to discuss whether you said "love you" at the end of a work call in 2016. It's quite sure you did. You have to be up at six.

Shocked Mr. Krabs

The flight's delayed. Fine. By three hours. Fine. The airport's café has closed. Fine. Your bag is going to Malaga without you. You were going to Leeds. The car needs new tyres.

Is This the Krusty Krab? No, This Is Patrick

You ring the doctor's surgery and ask if it's the right number. The receptionist says no, it's Karen. It is the right number. Your teacher asks if this is the right classroom.

Hello, I Like Money

The job interview asks why you'd like to work there. You have a speech about passion and growth. You also have rent. Your little brother offers to wash the car. He has already named a price.

Surprised Patrick and SpongeBob

You check your bank account to see if payday's gone in. It has. Then you see the direct debits, all eleven of them, which have also gone in, in the other direction. 99 a month since July.

I'm Ready!

First day at the gym. New shoes, new bottle, new playlist. You have never lifted anything heavier than a shopping bag. You're ready. m. on the first day of the diet. You have a salad in a container.

You Like Krabby Patties, Don't You Squidward?

Your dad said the new phone was a waste of money. He's sending you voice notes. He's figured out the stickers. Your friend said reality TV is rubbish. They know every contestant's name.

I Wumbo, You Wumbo

Your little cousin explains the rules of a game they invented. There are fourteen rules. Three are about a dragon. You lose anyway. Your colleague confidently explains blockchain at lunch.

One Eternity Later

The kettle is on. You are watching it. It is watching you back. "Your call is important to us." You have heard this sentence eleven times. You know every note of the hold music.

Are You Feeling It Now, Mr. Krabs?

Your dad turns fifty. You buy him a skateboard. He stands on it, holding the kitchen counter. You ask if he feels young yet. You get the family a board game for Christmas.

בוב הספוג והכלב ים המוזר

כשמישהו מגיע עם משהו מוזר והתגובה היא אי נוחות מוחלטת. ארבע פאזות של "מה זה?".

בוב ספוג בוכה

רגעי שבירה קטנים, פחד ודמעות על דברים קטנים. מה שקורה כשהכול מתפרק.

בוב ספוג משתחווה

הערצה, תודה ודרמה מוגזמת. כשמישהו עשה משהו גדול ואתם בהלם.

בובספוג עם תג שם

בובספוג עם עניבה ותג ריק. מתאים לתפקידים, תארים ומה שאתם נאלצים להיות בעבודה.

בובספוג עם דמעות בעיניים

הרגע שבו מחזיקים את הדמעות בכוח. מתרגשים, נשברים בפנים ומעמידים פנים שהכול בסדר.

בובספוג מאוכזב

כשהציפיות פוגשות את המציאות. מה שהזמנתם מול מה שהגיע.

בובספוג והאיש עם הטורבן

ריב שמסתיים בשתיקה מביכה. שיחה בארבעה פאנלים שמתהפכת.

בובספוג יוצא מהעצים

הרגע שמתחמקים מהמצב. הליכה שקטה החוצה כשלא בא לכם.

איזה מזג אוויר נפלא

שיחת חולין מביכה במעלית, או ניסיון לשבור שתיקה עם הקולגה. הכל בסדר, ממש.

Give It Up For Day One

Day nine of the kitchen being "nearly finished". The builder says Thursday. He said Thursday last Thursday. You've learnt to cook pasta in a kettle. Day three of the new year's diet.

הצעקה של בוב ספוג

שקשורה לפאניקה של ספוג בראש ושל מי שבצד לא מבין. מתאים ללחץ, מבחנים ותקלות.

Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams

You bought running shoes in January. They are in the hall, still in the box, being walked past every day by someone who once believed. The pub that did the good chips has become a cocktail bar. 50.